WHILE KEEPING CALORIES AWAY FROM HIPS!
HUGE LIPS, SKINNY HIPS, the new lip gloss is now on shelves!
If only thin hips were a lick away. The innovative new cosmetics company Purple Lab has conjured up Huge Lips Skinny Hips Lip Gloss, a ground-breaking lip gloss offering non-invasive access to the lips and hips women have always dreamed about.
Chic color, luscious volume and a slimmer figure for those skinny jeans are all just a wave of the lip gloss wand away with an exclusive formulation—including plump-prompting Vitamin B3 and the natural appetite suppressant Hoodia—in six universally-flattering, high-gloss hues.
Imagine, weight management and gorgeous lips in just one product. Seriously it’s like a miracle! Karen Robinovitz deserves a Nobel Prize or something!