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Holy krabby patties!!!
First off, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jessica Simpson this big in my life. It doesn’t even look like her. Her sister just had a baby and is much smaller than her… I don’t want to be judgmental, but she’s always prided herself in having a svelte, “Daisy Duke” figure so I don’t know whether to applaud her for not conforming to societies demands or ask if she’s ok? Is something bothering her? Is she under a lot of stress? Is it something medical?
Secondly, I don’t think I would be as shocked as I am if she had made a better wardrobe choice for her appearance at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida. This isn’t exactly a flattering outfit, nor does it seem appropriate for a “Chili Cook-off” event.
If she traded that boring tank for a Yummie Tummie Tank and wore some simple, well-fitting jeans instead of those hideous high-waisted lovelies that are 2 sizes too small for her, she would have looked a LOT better. And that belt? Well it might be good on someone… in another day, in another life… Just not with those pants and not on her.
Am I being too critical, or did Simpson really miss the mark with this outfit? Tell us!