Once again, I find myself stunned and bewildered by Joss Stone’s wardrobe choices. What was she thinking of? I must be the first to admit, she has an amazing body. But why God, why must she show it off by wearing dresses that are hideous?!
That dress looks like something one would buy from a vintage costume shop in hopes of rekindling some kind of 80’s fashion riot. The print is disgusting, the shape is all wrong and doesn’t flatter her figure, and above all, it’s too damn short! She almost looks like a cartoon character from Scooby Doo or some Japanese animation film.
Combined with the nasty bracelets and that horrible hair doo, I’m convinced Joss Stone does not own a mirror. And if she isn’t doing this to herself, then would someone please find and shoot her stylist?!?!
