What Not To Wear

Not sure what Joss Stone was thinking when she put together this little number. The only way it could be worse is if the dress was red too.

Problem #1 : Dress is too short. It would look better (and classier) if worn with some skinny jeans.

Problem #2 : Red lace tights. I can’t think of a time these would look. Might be okay for a 5 year old though!

Problem #3 : Shoes that match your hair color = not good.

Problem #4 : Neon red hair, bright red shoes, and red tights are not a good combo. I understand wanting to match, but this is how not to do it.

Problem #5 : Hoop earrings with this kind of outfit, does not work. I can’t tell whether she’s going for a punk look or whether she really had no idea what she was doing.

All in all, I think she forgot to look in the mirror before she left the house. Or maybe she let a 5 year old plan her outfit… Either way, this outfit is a great example of What Not To Wear.