What Not To Wear

I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to hurt your eyes with this picture, but I had to rant about this nonsense!

Croc’s line of stupid high heels shoes were bad enough, but this is just over the line… Someone please stop these people from destroying our planet with hideousness!

I propose and “Keep America Beautiful” petition to stop the spread of Croc-itis!!! Yes, that’s an actual disease… I learned that in medical school. What? Reading a book about health in the second grade doesn’t actually count as medical school?

Oh snap.

The report is:

NEWS: 3 March 2008 14:18 GMT by Amy-Mae Elliott

Crocs, the comedy shoe company, are expanding their reach with a new line of mobile device cases.

The Crocs “o-dial” phone case is a universally-sized mobile device case, designed to share the “look and feel” of the Cayman shoes.

It offers patent-pending features like an adjustable strap concept, a strong plastic belt-clip and each case comes packaged with a lanyard.

The raised inside surface is designed to protect the screens of electronic devices while an internal accessory sleeve gives owners the option to use it for ID, travel, credit cards or cash too.

Available in eight colours – black, silver, red, grape, fuchsia, celery, cotton candy and turquoise – the cases are available now at £6.95 each.

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Please don’t tell me you like them… I don’t think I could bear the misery. I’m not the only one who thinks this, ya know!