Allright, I want to know who got together and decided to start this hideous, awful trend?! Garden Clogs are for the garden ONLY people!! I can’t tell you how many people I saw wearing these in church on Sunday. Yes, IN CHURCH!! Instead of listening to the sermon, I was counting ugly garden clogs in the pews. I lost count at 11 pairs…
What is wrong with the world?? Who told you that garden clogs were cool to wear?? Let me help you out… Don’t wear them! PLEASE!! I beg of you. It’s for your own good… You have no idea how many people are making fun of you behind your back for wearing those things in public.
They are called “Garden Clogs”. Does that tell you ANYTHING?!?! THEY ARE FOR THE GARDEN!!! Don’t wear them out in public. Don’t wear them to the grocery store. Don’t wear them to church. Wear them in the garden, or don’t wear them at all!!!
This is a huge example of What Not To Wear! Just don’t purchase these and don’t wear them either. If you have a pair, please wear them in your garden ONLY. If you don’t have a garden, throw them away!! Don’t donate them, because then some other poor soul will think they’ve found a treasure the next time they go thrift store shopping.