Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 18

MUCH ADO ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: PART 18 “Prince Has a Sense of Humor After All” Who says animals don’t have a sense of humor? Today since the sun was out and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, I decided to go feed Prince at 12:30 in the afternoon, instead of my regular feeding [...]

Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 17

MUCH ADO ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: PART 17 “To Have the Love of a Wild Heart” There’s nothing like having a soul-connection with a wild animal. Unlike domestic animals who automatically subserve to humans, wild animals do anything but subserve. When I am sitting on the dock, and Prince gets three inches from my face [...]

Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 16

MUCH ADO ABOUT ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: PART 16 “Some Teenagers Attempted to Shoot Prince” Luckily they didn’t succeed… They entered at sunset from my neighbor’s property. My neighbors are very kind and trusting people and they let people access the lake from their land, even though it’s a private lake owned by the homeowner’s [...]

Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 15

MUCH ADO ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: Part 15 “Prince, How Did We Fail You?” Well, I would like to say that the Senate Committee killed bill #6625 because of my comment about Larry David and the lone Ninja swan attack. But, that would be far too simple an explanation. There were much larger entities at [...]

Much Ado About A Mute Swan, Part 12

“Prince Branches Out” PRINCE FETCHES A BRANCH IN HIS MOUTH TO PRESENT TO ME AS NESTING MATERIAL FOR MY ‘HOUSE’ Even though it’s now late February and Spring hasn’t quite yet set in, Prince is getting a hankering to court again and to hunker down with the girl of his dreams.  The days are growing [...]

Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 10

MUCH ADO ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: Part 10 “Then The Lake Froze” Prince’s Famous Wing-Dance That He Performs to Woo The Ladies Thirty days later, the cygnets hatched, but they were immediately transported to an animal rescue by Fish and Wildlife to assess their health. One of the representatives at Fish and Wildlife was putting [...]

Much Ado About a Mute Swan: Part 9

MUCH ADO ABOUT A MUTE SWAN: Part 9 “So How Do You Write an Effective Personal Ad for a Geriatric Mute Swan?” Wanted: Well-aged gentleman seeks lonely hearted-lady with similar interests and tastes in life. You must love fresh flowers which I will present to you at regular intervals– especially in Spring when the lily [...]

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