10 Signs You Need More Clothes
July 17, 2008 @ 6:02 am
Written by Guest Blogger
1. Every time you sit down, anyone can see that you are flossing your butt cheeks wearing a thong.
2. Your pants are so tight we can see every valley, dip, and dimple.
3. Every time you bend over, I’m reminded of a plumber with a drug addiction (just say no to crack).
4. No one has to ask whether you prefer boxers or briefs to know the answer.
5. Your push up bra has pushed your boobs up so far that they appear to be strangling your neck.
6. Your tampon string is longer than your shorts (gross I know, but I’ve seen it).
7. You appear to be smuggling two pearls underneath your shirt.
8. Your pants are so tight that when you take them off, the design on your underwear is imprinted on your butt.
9. Your shirt is so sheer, people can see the color and make of your bra.
10. You have been mistaken as a hooker at one point or another.
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Very funny. I think I have witnessed all of them, except No. 6! LOL.
-Beckie
I am a huge fan of this store called Susie’s Deals!
They carry clothes for everyone, men’s, women’s, and kids too. I always know that I can walk in to one of their stores a come out with a big bag of really cute stylish stuff for $25! Everything in the store is sold for $5.99 or less and you can even find things that are 2 for $5.99!
I have bought some really nice name brand things at this store and given them to friends and family for Christmas. People have NO idea that these nice items only cost me $5.99 each .. It’s Awesome!
I urge you to check them out, because you only have one store on your site that carries clothing and this store appeals to everyone! And they have a web site where you can also shop online or snatch an e-coupon to use at the store, and if you spend $50 the shipping is FREE which is a definite plus!
They have a website and stores in Utah, Nevada, and California.
Haha how true. #6 is so gross