What Not To Wear
May 20, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Written by The Fashionable Housewife
Everyone knows I’m a fan of Lindsay Lohan. I usually like what she wears because it’s fresh, easy, and unique. I don’t love her behavior or who she hangs around with, but when it comes to fashion, I generally find myself impressed.
However…… this recent outfit of hers is absolutely ATROCIOUS! I don’t know whether it’s the high top sneakers that are a sin against fashion and all of humanity or the odd looking skinny jeans that make her legs look plumper than they really are. I could even be that disgraceful bag that ruins the whole outfit. Or perhaps it’s the hairdo that makes her look like a guy from an 80′s hair band. That’s a shame since she just stepped out of a salon.
Maybe she misunderstood the saying “You can wear anything if you’ve got great hair.” Yeah, my mom always says that. I’m thinking that doesn’t work here…
So now we know that you should never wear:
- Lycra/Spandex Skinny Jeans
- High Top Sneakers
- 80′s Hair with men’s 80′s sunglasses
- Ugly handbags
- or your brother’s dirty t-shirt
Or maybe it’s just us…
Do you think anything in her ensemble works? Or is it a complete train wreck?
About the Author: The Fashionable Housewife
I like her hair, and handbag. I think she looks like that because she did step out of a salon….who goes to the salon in a super cute outfit only to get hair and possibly dye on it? I always go home and change after the salon. You are right about the jeans and shoes though….will give you that!
I usually don’t like Lindsay’s fashion choices — but I have to admit I’m not hating the bag as much as you are!
I like her bag and I really feel all the pieces will work if thrown in separately EXCEPT those shoes
It is a train wreck. Fashion choices mirror life choices. I would hate to be a has been at 21!